Humour

Joke No. 5

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful [...]

Joke Number 4

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

This one turned up in my e-mail inbox this morning, courtesy of a work colleague.  It’s a reverse “blonde” joke - kind of “blondes fight back” :-). Enjoy!
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.  A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of [...]

Joke Number 3

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

This one surfaced in my e-mail inbox today, forwarded from someone who forwarded it from someone who forwarded it… well, you get the idea
Thanks go to the unknown contributor.
Billy was at school  this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did  for a living. All the typical answers came out, [...]

Joke Number 2

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

I received this one from a client.  It’s another “Blonde” joke, which I normally wouldn’t post (my wife is blonde, and dispels the “dumb blonde” myth, although she does sometimes use the myth to her advantage, like the time she got the better of a used car salesman about 6 months ago and got a [...]

Joke Number 1

Saturday, November 25th, 2006

Contributed by an acquaintence from Induced chat. Thanks, Sarah.
Why do only 10% of women make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be hell.